Our Competition

June 25, 2012

You are the reason we have so many nice things. Daddy calls them "the perks of life". We live in a beautiful home, with our own playroom, and a huge backyard. We have a pretty blue van Daddy calls Patty and we have the prettiest cloths and shoes for all seasons. Each one of these things could not be possible, if it not for you. My Daddy's profession. His job. My Daddy is off to see you almost everyday. Your are a major part of his life. Sometimes he brings the frustration of dealing with you, home with him. He just isn't his lively self, he's looks tired, and he's lost most of his patience for our "cute" games. Still, we want to thank you. You are an inspiration to us, as an example of responsibility on a daily bases. You show us that sleeping all day is abnormal and you are the norm. but we know exactly what you are and we know exactly what you're doing. We've had our eyes on you for sometime now. Do you think we would actually ignore our competition? Think again and know this. We are the perks in his life. We need his full attention. We occupy his thoughts. We are the reason he wakes up in the morning, not you. We are even the reason he sees you and we are the reason Daddy says he, continues to see you. Do you understand? Here's something that might help...

DADDY DOESN'T LIKE YOU! HE THINKS YOUR UGLY!! HE DOESN'T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU MAKE HIM TOO EXHAUSTED TO ENJOY TIME WITH HIS LITTLE GIRLS!! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE!!

KNOW THIS!! NO ONE WILL COME BEFORE WE DO!! WE ARE HIS FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD!!! MOCK OUR WORDS "IF DADDY DOESN'T LIKE IT HE WILL CHANGE IT" SO, SAY YOUR FAREWELLS!! YOU WON'T BE MISSED!